Who Do You Think You Are?
By: Stainless Steel Rat
Dale (spoken): C'mon Chip. Why can't I be leader for a change?
Chip (spoken): Dale! If you were leader we'd all be forced to watch dreadful B movies every night, and have chocolate for breakfast...
<Song: 'Who do you think you are?' Original music and lyrics from 'Sailor Moon - Luna rock.'>
DALE:
You say you're cool
And you're strong
You say you'll lead
And I should tag along
But just chill,
You're wound too tight,
You should lay off all the leader shtick
for just one night.
CHIP:
You say you're good
leader stuff,
But it's too late, to tell me that you're
up to snuff,
Cos cuh-razy things
That you've said
Prove that you've got walnuts rolling
In your head
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
CHIP:
When it's time, to stand and fight
You'd rather read that hero comic
That you found last night
And when you're bored
You goof and joke
Sending all our careful planning
up in smoke.
DALE:
You're all talk, non-stop
You think it's you who's fitted
For the leader's spot
You say your plan's
the way to go
Well I might as well stay home
And watch the late late show!
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
TOGETHER:
I hope you know
If today it doesn't show
You are my friend (you are my friend)
That doesn't mean
That when we've had it
We won't go at it again and again!
DALE:
You've got brains, I've got guts
CHIP:
If I'm a pain, well then you're a clutz!
TOGETHER:
Oh it's insane
How we drive each other nuts (it's true!)
Who do you think you...
Who do you think you are
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
(Who do you think you are?)
You say you're the best by far?
(Who do you think you are?)
Who do you think you are?
C (spoken): I can't believe that you wanna be leader!
D (spoken): Well I could be, if you weren't always bossing me around
C (spoken): I've got you out of plenty of messes before!
D (spoken): That's nothing compared to the messes you get us into!
C (spoken): I do not!
D (spoken): Do too!
C (spoken): Do not!
D (spoken): Do too!
C (spoken): Well I'm the leader and that's that!
D (spoken): Well why should I have to listen to a control freak like
you?
C (spoken): Well maybe because I'm Chip, leader of the Rescue Rangers!
D (spoken): Well all I know is, you must be wearing your fedora too tight...
<A giant furball ensues.>
Authors Note: For those clueless about Sailor Moon, two of the lead characters, Rei and Serena (US version) are continually carping on at each other. The first time I heard the original song, I immediately thought of Chip and Dale, and their endless footless arguments. It was scarily easy to adapt. I have the original song on MP3 and can place it somewhere for people to get if needed.